Here's a list of quotes that have to do with Monday. Since it's Monday and all. And I forgot to write one for today since I took a break this weekend.
So - here's Monday.
1. I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30. - Groucho Marx, what a jerk.
2. On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks." - H. Allen Smith, I don't know who she is, but I like her.
3. "On Monday when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself alot, 'Now is it true, or is it not? That what is which and which is what'" - A.A. Hodge, that's a good rhyme.
4. "See you Monday. We'll be talking about Freud and why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse." - Thank you Good Will Hunting.
5. "On Monday, President Bush will reach his 100th day in office. It's a big milestone for him, surpassed all expectations. In fact, so has Dick Cheney. Cheney was only supposed to make it to say 73." - Jay Leno. Dick Cheney Jokes = good jokes.
6. "I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal." - John Waters, Monday holiday hater.
7. And Lastly, "Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays!" - Office Space
That pretty much sums it up. Hope you had a lovely Monday.
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